You’re (nearly) all desperate to fuck your wives in the ass!

July 2, 2008 by  
Filed under How To Have Anal Sex

Well, the results of the poll are in and it’s quite clear that most visitors to this site (and I’m assuming their men) are desperate to learn how to get their wives or girlfriends to have anal sex.

Over the last few weeks, I’ve also been taken aback by the sheer number of messages I’ve received via the contact form begging me to make the ebook available in the hope that it will unravel the secret to gaining access to, as one man called it, the “forbidden room”.

Let’s look at the final results for a moment:

Anal Sex ebook poll results

Perhaps the person who voted no was afraid of finding out the Holy Grail of all sexual secrets and couldn’t handle the responsibility of knowing the answer to the question all men crave? Or maybe it was a little lady who was fearful her husband or boyfriend might read it and find a way into her secret backdoor? If it’s the latter, I’d really like it if her man got hold of a copy, tried out all the tips, and ended up giving her ass a good seeing-to while she screamed with pleasure!

Anyway, the ebook’s finished, but I’ve been having a lot of problems finding a digital distributor willing to process delivery and payment because of the (what they describe as) “sexually explicit content”.

However, my persistence has paid off and I’m now in disucssions with a company who are happy to take it on. So, fingers crossed, it should be available to the world very soon.

Just one thing – I’m struggling to find a title which sums up what the ebook is about. The ebook will contain advice on how to broach the subject of anal sex without your girlfriends or wives recoiling in horror or disgust.

But, more importantly, the ebook will also outline a number of “secret” tips which, if used correctly, will press all the right psychological (and erogenous) buttons and get her begging to have her tight ass fingered and poked.

This sort of information has never been made available before and I want to make sure the ebook has a strong and marketable title.

To ensure I get a broad range of suggestions, I’m starting a contest right now, which will run for 10 days. All you have to do is post a comment, suggesting a relevant and catchy title (must be 15 words or less).

The winner will get a free copy of my ebook (plus a few very dirty pictures of me doing very naughty things to my ass).

Best of luck!

Comments

35 Responses to “You’re (nearly) all desperate to fuck your wives in the ass!”
  1. J Miles says:

    First time when I asked my lady to receive it up her ass, she slapped the sh*t out of me. Yeah, I guess it sounds funny, but I really wanted to try anal sex and she was totally against it. Then I was searching Google and I hit on your ebook. My God, that was the best thing that I could read in whole universe. Seriously, now me and my girlfriend (same one who slapped me) are only doing anal sex. Now, she adores anal sex. You should give it a try, I’m pretty sure it can help you too!

  2. Vaginal sex is for making babies. Anal sex is for fun. You can fuck a woman in her ass over and over again and it stays just as tight. If you break her in right, she’ll want anal sex just as much as you do.

    My wife and I have been having anal sex for about 18 years now. We love it so much we’ve only had anal sex for the past four years.

    I can’t think of a greater experience than feeling my cock throb as I pump cum deep in my wife’s ass while she has her own incredible orgasm.

  3. John says:

    The Backup Plan: an amateurs guide to getting in the b
    ackdoor

  4. Troy says:

    “Entering the Exit
    A guide to amateur anal sex”

  5. Ron says:

    “In and out of Love”

  6. Shawn says:

    Welcome back Wendy, glad to see that this is not dead.

    :)

  7. mike says:

    All Men Want Ass…Literally

    All Men Want is Ass: The Anal Sex Guide

    All I Want is Ass: The Guide to Getting Anal

    Admit it: You Want In

  8. simon battersby says:

    How to enjoy pleasing your partner!
    Into a new dimension.

  9. peter says:

    agree with ya shawn, pretty dissapointing and down right rude i reckon. gives me a great business idea though.

  10. Shawn says:

    Well I guess Wendy was just playing with us all. I suspect there never was this mythical book of hers. She’s just a lonely woman or man who wanted attention.

    Pathetic.

  11. peter says:

    gimm ethat book now wendy or ill knock on yur front and back door. tell mark to get the camera out.

  12. Shawn says:

    Wendy:

    Where are you?

    Did you disappear on us?

    What’s up pussycat?

  13. peter says:

    Wendy, give us the book now, or were all coming to your place to fuck your arse tomorrow.

  14. RCQ says:

    “birth control”
    “WJWD” what Jesus would do.
    “population control”
    “just do it”
    “life gives you anal, we give you anal pleasure”
    “breath, relax, and cum.”
    “life, why have boundries?”
    “anal, not just for men!”
    “good clean fun”

    That’s bout it for now, but I’m full of them.

  15. Shawn says:

    I agree with Peter;

    Please let us have the book, I really need to know how to get into her forbidden grotto.

  16. peter says:

    wendy, im getting even harder than normal lately, now c’mon darlin, give us the book now!!! we all need it, im gonna pop out of my skin here.

  17. peter says:

    “the joys of anal exposed” or “back door bliss” or “rear end conversions”

  18. Shawn says:

    I am desperate for my wife’s tight ass, I know my wife want’s to try or did want to.

    For years she always said no to anything anal, no matter what, then a few years ago one night she woke up hotter and hornier than I have ever seen her, and said she wanted to try it, right then, she did not want to wait, she did not want to go slow, she wanted it in her ass immediately. She rolled over, got on her knees, turned her ass towards me, parted her legs and told me “Fuck me in the ass now”, now you have to know, my wife is never forward when it comes to sex, doesn’t like dirty talk or anything, to be honest she is boring in bed, missionary position or her on top that’s its it, no other positions and no oral.

    So when she said “Fuck me in the ass” I could not resist, was not even thinking right. I just got up behind her, placed my cock against her ass hole and thrust, HARD. In it popped, I remember hearing the popping noise as it went in.

    Of course you can guess the result, it hurt her so bad she cried for a hour afterwords, would not have any kind of sex for over a month and swears that she will never ever try it again.

    I desperately need this book, so I can learn how her and I can do this joyfully together.

    Your story, words and yes pictures are a great turn on for me Wendy, If I were on your side of the pond, I would very much want to meet you and more.

    Please send me a copy of your book.

    Shawn

  19. KingLeon says:

    Alternatively, I think this might read better:

    “Forbidden Pleasure: How To Persuade The Woman In Your Life To Try Anal Sex”

  20. KingLeon says:

    I desperately need a copy of this book. I get turned on so much by my girlfriend’s ass and secretly I think she wants to try anal but I’m not sure how to approach it.

    My suggestion is: “Forbidden Pleasure: How To Convince The Woman In Your Life To Try Anal Sex”

    What do you think Wendy?

  21. Shawn says:

    Anal Sex:
    Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes

  22. Shawn says:

    Anal Intercourse
    Why Wendy said Yes!

  23. gg says:

    Sliding it in the forbidden end.
    - a comprehensive guild to sex.

  24. kj says:

    Steps for convincing your partner to give anal a try….

  25. kj says:

    Listen up Boys, A guide to convincing anal sex!!

  26. kj says:

    A treasure map to your wives booty

  27. kj says:

    If you read it, She will cum

  28. kj says:

    yes i see i spelled finally wrong

  29. kj says:

    “She says no” Finnaly a guide to backdoor action…..

  30. Shawn says:

    Passionate Loving
    A guide to anal sex

  31. Shawn says:

    The other hole:
    How to love it.

  32. Shawn says:

    How about:

    Inside The Secret Room – how to blow both your minds!

  33. Heinzy says:

    what about “The Insider’s guide to convincing your wife that she should try (and enjoy) anal sex!”

    or “Getting your wife to have anal sex – a simple step-by-step guide”.

  34. Shawn says:

    You can’t always get what you want:
    But tonight your getting anal!!!

  35. Shawn says:

    Walking the fine line:
    entering a new dimension with her.

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